snapchatting:

i decided to name him Father, after my father

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

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ofbard:

the box says “four servings” but my heart says one

(Source: wadewilsn, via oknope)

illkim:

*waits for 911 to call me first so i don’t sound thirsty*

(Source: illkim, via unsuccessfulmetalbenders)

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